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“You know how everyone always complains when they get the bottom bunk? Well, let me say otherwise. When my roommate left for break, I discovered *just* how amazing they are. If you want to try a new position, those bars that hold the top mattress

blackisbetterthenwhite: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front

darker-better: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

exitgift: “B-but you always say that…” It was sorta nice having a couple of villains with a healthy, functioning relationship. Well…they never got divorced or anything, no matter how much they complained about it, and they had a kid…Maybe

0hn0-theres-a-nigger-in-mym0m: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from

gayfuckerfan: What a beautiful, suckable cock.“Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the

bimbeth: hypnofootfetishist: neuralnetsandprettypatterns: Do you want me to press the button? Activate your wifey chip? Make you even dumber and more obedient? Well, if you say so. You always get to choose - now that you’ve forgotten how to spell

big-and-black-1: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

vprettyboi: stevenrosas: The one saying guys love to say, and the one girls hate to hear. Someone left me a message saying her boyfriend always says she’s perfect, and she hates it cause she doesn’t know how can that be. Well I think it’s hard

african-cock: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

monstercockzfan: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

newbbcinbusiness: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

hollywood-bbc: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

hotgirlsandmonstercocks: bbc-is-like-a-nuclear-blast: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her,

thismoustachekillsfascists-blog: “Never apologize, never explain - didn’t we always say that? Well, I haven’t and I don’t.” ― Marianne Faithfull

milfscraft: love-love-it:“Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front

myclassywife: rjo-couple: myclassywife: Well her teasing continues. This is one of those tough days for me when it comes to concentrating and working.Everyone always says how lucky I am, which I am. Today is one of those days that I’m not. I’m

blackyblack110: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

0hn0-theres-a-nigger-in-mym0m: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from

bbwstuff69: asskrazy:“Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front

shemales-paradise: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

big-black-cock-in-white-meat: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from

amatureblackhoneys: ebonystuff1: cupscakessnickersandgrits: Leah 15 “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally

fuckyeahglamberts: troublefindsme: At first I remember Simon Cowell was saying to me during my audition, ‘Well you’re very theatrical’, and he always said that as a negative statement but I thought to myself that’s a good thing. Yeah, I’m

womenday: onexgifperhour:The gif of the hourhttp://stallionwencher.tumblr.com“Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to

gigipet: caligulasgirls:Dirty.http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com“Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with

gorgeous-shemales: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

gorgeous-shemales: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

the-town-bicycle: ➳ღ Since straps are so easy and quick, you may as well use a lot of them. The more the merrier, I always say. I confess to a fantasy of you binding me in such a way, and then requiring I complete some task that makes me have to

tkingfisher: In response to all those articles about talking to women with headphones… Someone always says it, whenever it comes up:“I guess I’m just not allowed to talk to anyone any more!”Well.Yes.It is my duty to inform you that we took a

lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.

I have a theory. I expect all of you realized that in the movie Remus and Tonks never get to reach each other's hand. Well, my theory says the this is because THEY'RE NOT MEANT TOGETHER, it's always been remus and Sirius. End.

amateurs-nude: milfacita: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from

Good Morning! During the week I bought a new pair of tights so it was only fitting that the old ones went out with a “bang” ;) Well, I must say that I agree with giving the old tights a proper send off! Ripped tights are always an incredibly sexy

averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating

lovebigeverything: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk!

bbc-royal: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from the front desk! I’ll

xxx–interracial-sluts–xxx: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl

bcrude: “Hey! Come back to bed, old man! I think we have enough time for one more roll in the bed.”“You say that every morning, regardless of how much time I have to get to the office.”“Yeah, well, you always manage to get there close to being

super-bbw: beautifulandthick: “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and the Asian girl from

nowyoukno: Source for more facts follow NowYouKno Well, there you go. For the people that always say “oh, I’ll remember it”. Fuck you! Make a checklist.

ask-fortunecookie: Well growing up I was always bullied for being so small, my parents use to say that I was just born different so it made me special. I guess it was because I was just so excited to see the world that I came much earlier then I should

shinypokemonlab: Well lovelies… it’s my birthday! And nothing says “birthday” quite like a handful of pseudo-legendary shiny dragons you can use to crush your enemies:) The rules are simple, as always!1 reblog = 1 entry (reblog as many times

fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?

My little sister is playing Lego Star Wars and she asked “Hey, how come I always hear people say like “Luke, I am your father.”? And they always do it with, like, a Darth Vader voice.”so I said “Well, because Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”and

We all know you dispise him, but saying things about his friends being bad people just for being friends with him kinda crosses the line. I’ve also seen a few posts that have seemed directed at me as well, and you always seemed to dislike me from

fhabhotdamncobs: retrogaymerbear:the-jv:Well, I always say that if it is too big for your mouth, drop your pants and bend over.Yes indeed. W♂♂F (WARNING! Not the place for “Pretty Boys” or their fans)

bittersweet-bliss: “I guess this is the first time in a video that I ever showed my arms since my arms had been scarred—cause my arms are pretty badly scarred. I guess people are always wondering so I might as well say that the way my arms got the

euo: “Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe.”

joshpeck: grumpqueen: joshpeck:no matter what happens to you always say “well at least i’m beautiful” it makes life way easier to live *looks like absolute shit* well at least i’m beautiful that’s the spirit

papermoon2: ベルなんとかさん　by　下崎 “Bertolt” (which is pronounced as “Be-ru-to-ru-to” in Japanese, try saying that five times fast) is hard for Japanese speakers to pronounce, so fandom has started calling him ベルなんとか

mcvoys: - “Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the

and this. well this girl right here is Jessica. thats my best friend. knowing eachother for 3 years before, had nothing on us when it came to sophomore and junior year. i can easily say that shes changed my life. through thick and thin, shes always been

euo: “Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe.”

Growing up I always did well in like, everything. School, sports, whatever. So like there came a time when my mom stopped being proud of me. At least outwardly. I was always really proud of telling my mom when I did well on a test or won something and

fantasylovingcreme: fullblackballsforbreeding: give-her-your-seed: inseminateher: Indeed. That’s what I always say 💦💦💦 Alway cum inside Might as well. I need these lol

tayrosiee:Whenever I buy a dress, I always say, well I’m a size 8/10, so I’ll need to buy a size 6. That’s how I believe a sissy girl should always choose her clothes. Only problem is it makes daddy really horny, but hey I can probably

loycos: projectormom: non-exhaustive list of underrated SU jokes that i love/moments that maybe aren’t strictly jokes that crack me up, in vaguely chronological order: “Well what’s that thing you always say about the pork chops and the hot dogs

Shiny Ornaments (b&w version) - by Equalicus i’m always saying that clothing and accessories for non-human forms are a lot of fun… Well look! :D This raptor agrees with me, see? Mmmhmm <3

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